A beautiful young Samoan woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. But just before she could throw herself from the docks, Congressman Eni Faleomavaega stopped her.
"You have so much to live for," said Eni. "Look, I'm sailing up to Honolulu tomorrow and I can stow you away on the ship. "I'll take care of you, bring you food every day, and keep you happy."
With nothing to lose, combined with the fact that she had always wanted to go to Hawaii, the woman accepted.
That night Eni brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he would bring her three sandwiches and make love to her until dawn.
Five days later she was discovered by the captain during a routine inspection.
"What are you doing here?" asked the captain.
"I have an arrangement with one of your passengers," she replied. "He brings food and I get a free trip to Honolulu."
"I see," the captain says.
"Plus," (wanting to make a full confession, she adds) "He's screwing me!"
"He certainly is" replied the captain. "This is the Manu’a Ferry."
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